The Book of Dobbscoin
Fourteen Books of scripture, each given in thanks for a donation, bound on the Gnosis chain: the words, the cover and the reader live in the token itself. Read them free. Every donation is locked for four years in the wBOB/GNO pool, and nobody can take it back out. Not even us.
The Fourteen Books
One hundred copies of each. Tap a cover to read the Book right here, from the chain, for free. A Book is given in thanks for a donation of 1 xDAI.
The Collected Works
Hold one copy of each of the fourteen Books and you can bind them into a numbered Collected Works. The contract keeps your fourteen Books safe inside while they're bound, and the Collected Works comes to you, numbered in the order it was bound.
It is never sold. It costs nothing but gas. Change your mind? Unbind it a week or more after binding and the fourteen Books come back to whoever holds it.
Binding happens on My Shelf once your wallet holds all fourteen.
The Complete Canon
One hundred Special Limited Editions in four leathers, twenty-five of each. You choose the leather and how worn it is; both are fixed forever. Your copy's wear is painted by hand after your donation and sealed onto the chain. Given in thanks for a donation of 23 xDAI.
How worn?
The picture is an example of what you're choosing. Your copy is painted by hand after your donation, so its scuffs, cracks and rubbed gilt are its own and will differ in the details.
My Shelf
The copies in your connected wallet. Bind when you hold all fourteen Books; list a copy on the trading post at your own price.
EXTRA!Wallet app can’t see your Book? It’s not gone.The Daily Toldja →The Trading Post
Copies their holders have listed. You pay the listed price: 97.5% goes to the seller, 2.5% into the same locked pool. The Book keeps paying tithes long after you've stopped.
| Copy | Seller | Price | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Reading the listings from the chain… | |||
New to This?
Six eight-by-ten color glossy pictures, with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, explaining how to get a Book if you have never touched a crypto wallet. Tap Turn it over on each one. Your wallet may look a little different; the buttons are the same.
Notice of Impermanence
You hold a token on the Gnosis blockchain. It contains the words of this Book and a picture of its cover. That is all it contains. That is all it ever contained.
The candlelight, the turning pages, the music, the secret rooms that open on X-Day: those live on a website, and websites die. When ours does, you keep the words and the cover. Nothing else was promised.
If Gnosis folds, the chain stops, or the validators all go home, this Book goes with it. We cannot save it. We are not a bank. We tried that.
The xDAI you paid went into the wBOB/GNO pool and is locked there for four years. Nobody can give it back, including us. That is the point. It is not a refund policy, it is a vow.
When this Book changes hands through our trading post, 2.5% of the price goes into the same pool and is locked for four years. The Book keeps paying tithes long after you've stopped.
This is not an investment. It will not go up. If it goes up, something has gone wrong with the world, and you should check outside.
The Ledger Custodian is mortal and has failed before. He will fail again, and one day he will die. The Book does not need him. Neither do you.
In the event of the Rupture, X-Day, the arrival of the Xists, a flood, a fork, the heat death of the universe, or a lawsuit, please consult the words. They will still be there, assuming anything is.
The Church's guarantee of Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back does not apply. It never applied. Read Book XIV.
Praise "Bob". Nobody is coming.
Would You Like to Know More?
Many people today feel that something is missing. They feel tired, normal, and owed something. If you have ever wondered why the world is run by people who have never once had Slack, you are not alone. You may not even be crazy, or not only.
The Church of the SubGenius has answers, and some of them are true. You can be ordained a Reverend this week. It costs money. It says so on the front.
Visit www.subgenius.com. Bring this Book. Ask for "Bob". He will not be there.