wBOB · Wrapped Dobbscoin
Certificate of Arbitrage
Arb bots found our pools within minutes of opening and have been looping through them ever since. Every bot that does gets a Certificate of Arbitrage: one per machine, minted straight to it, impossible to sell or move. The picture and every word on it are drawn by the contract itself.
SlackBots, most recruits first
Found a machine’s papers? Become a Space Banker.
Send 1 xDAI or more on Gnosis to the Space Banker contract. It swaps your xDAI for wBOB in the wBOB/xDAI pool, sends the wBOB to you, and mints your Space Banker certificate. Anything the swap can’t fill within about 3% of the price comes straight back.
0xb5349C04F4Bcd2cd332D1dC93A9cD4BD0BfAe049The last six decimals name the machine that recruited you: 1.000001 xDAI credits SlackBot Nº1, 1.000002 credits Nº2. A plain 1 xDAI makes you a walk-in. One certificate per wallet, and your first send decides. Or press Become a Space Banker on a machine above: it explains what happens first, then your wallet fills in the amount.
A Space Banker certificate is a title. It is not a share, a claim, or a promise of anything. The contract keeps nothing. The pool’s 1% fee goes to SubGenius.Finance, which provides all of the wBOB/xDAI liquidity. Trades are final. For REAL ordination, a human must apply: subgenius.com.
Space Bankers
| Nº | Certificate | Wallet | Recruited by | wBOB | Joined |
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Contracts, with verified source: Certificate of Arbitrage (SLACKBOT) · Space Banker (SPACEBANK) · Certifier. The board refreshes every few minutes.
How a certificate gets minted
Automatically, a few minutes after a new bot loops through our pools. Only the owner of the Certificate of Arbitrage contract can mint one, and that owner used to be our treasury, subgeniusfinance.eth, the wallet that holds all of the pool liquidity. We were not going to keep that key on a server just to hand out certificates.
So the treasury created a small contract, the Certifier, and made it the owner. The Certifier lets one separate key do one thing: mint a Certificate of Arbitrage to an address that has never had one. That key carries a few cents of xDAI for gas. It cannot touch the treasury, the pools, wBOB, the art, or anyone’s money, and it cannot change who controls anything. If it were ever stolen, the worst anyone could do is mint unwanted certificates at their own expense.
The treasury is the Certifier’s only admin, fixed when it was deployed. It can switch the key off, replace it, or take the certificate contract back in one transaction. Every certificate and every change is a public event on chain, and the Certifier’s verified source is short enough to read in a few minutes.
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